Have you ever considered a shrew,

A 1000 and one things you could do So small and So furry and incredibly cute The kind of thing you could find in your boot And just consider, perhaps you knew There's stacks of things that rhyme with shrew.

Tiny little hands and a long long nose And because they are furry they dont need any clothes They dont have many problems except when the're sad But being a shrew can't be all that bad.

Ok they can't sing and perhaps they can't dance Or maybe they could if someone gave them a chanceBut they'd never play Wembley, even if they dare Cos shrews are so small You wouldn't know they were there So whenever your lonely and feeling so sad Just think about shrews and the life that they had And perhaps in your next life, if dreams can come true You might be a pitpony or a talented shrew.